when your friends are talking about stuff you don’t understand but you still want to be part of the conversation

women really be cutting their hair to cope… And you know what it fucking helps

Things about Spider-Verse people aren’t talking enough about:

Hey warning, there’s spoilers. Also this is not in order. Like, at all.

• Play dumb. “Who’s Morales?” Not that dumb!
• Miles trying to climb that fence and just falling and bouncing back like nothing happened
• Miles trying to make new friends from the moment he walked into his new school
• baby boy’s freckles!!!! aaaa!!
• literally. every. single. time. when Peter calls Miles “bud” or “kid”
• Peni has heelys and this is how we know we’re in the good timeline
• when Miles gets bit he just. fuckin slaps it off. like why is that so funny??
• goober
• Miles’ fucking face when Ham just hands him a whole ass mallet and says it’ll fit in his pocket
• Gwen’s picture of her, Miles, and Pete on her phone!!!
• Miles’ dumb little voice when talking to his dad at the end
• boy gave a baby a fist bump and said “what’s up, little man?” like!!!! he is too precious
• Peter’s fucking plan to get into Alchemax involved him planning to steal a bagel
• Peter B. Parker used finger guns in a completely normal context and I love it
• TGI SPIDEY’S
• ugh that sweet little moment in the Spider-Cave (???) when Miles saw Peter being sad over MJ and he made a joke to cheer him up and Pete laughed like it was the funniest thing
• and also about the above thing: Gwen looking between the two of them being adorable, knowing that this homeless corpse’s heart grew ten times that day
• Gwanda
• “save it for Comic Con” THAT MADE IT INTO THE MOVIE AND DAMN IS IT FUNNY
• Miles and his dad Jefferson…WOW did a bitch cry in the club the two times I’ve seen that movie, they are so fucking adorable
• Snapchat is Picaboo
• Peter being a whole fucking mood in the middle of the final battle when he sees the buildings merging together and he just goes “I have to admit that looks cool”
• Miles trying to guilt trip Peter into teaching him, and Peter gave in within like five seconds. dude literally yelled an argument at himself for five whole seconds, swore violently into his elbow to protect my innocent little boy from bad words, and gave up completely
• that moment in the forest when Peter crouches down and gets in that contemplation position with his hand on his chin and Miles just looks at him. slowly lifts his hand up. looks at his hand. then at Peter. and slooowly brings it up to his chin to copy him. UGH he’s too cute

flirting tip: move slowly towards your crush while making kissy noises to the tune of the jaws theme